Posts Tagged ‘cricket’

Our Cricketers came under fire in Lahore a short while ago. Some are said to be nursing minor injuries, but everything seems to be ok now. Our prayers are with them and their families. It’s not that I don’t see a funny side of this. A story hardly exposes itself to absurdity as much as […]

London (February 21st) –Two Grammy Award winning paper planes of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Elam (LTTE) crashed in Colombo last night, killing two people and injuring 58 others according to our sources in Sri Lanka. The first plane exploded into the Inland Revenue Department building while the other one was reportedly shot down near […]

Captain resigns


Colombo, Sri Lanka – Mahela Jayawardene, the Sri Lankan Cricket captain was criticised yesterday for setting a bad example by resigning after his team’s dismal performance in the recently concluded one-day international series. His one-time fan and present leader of the opposition accused the Cricketer of making way for a more talented and inspiring leader […]