Archive for March, 2009

Colombo, Sri Lanka – Sri Lankan news media today, reported that information leaked from secret government documents indicates that the President and Government Defence Spokesman have information identifying those who are responsible for repeated attacks on journalists, abduction of civilians and the alarming deterioration of law and order throughout this small island nation off the […]

Violence does not make me laugh. Yet humour has not only survived nearly two and a half decades of exposure to violence, brutality, intolerance, discrimination, corruption and abuses of power, it has preserved my sensitivity and been a soft padding that shielded me from the hard blows of reality. It has been a key to […]

Colombo, Sri Lanka – Elite black tiger commando units of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Elam (LTTE) carried out an attack last night on farmers who may or may not have produced the vegetables and eggs that caused 270 people including 202 students to be hospitalised for suspected food poisoning in Trincomalee yesterday. Leader of […]

Chennai, India: Former chief minister of Tamil Nadu, Jayaram Jayalalitha lost her contract with the world renowned ‘Jenny Craig Weight Loss Program’ when she failed to loose the 25kg in 7 days. Speaking to reporters soon after her failed attempt, she emphasised that she never wanted the money, but wanted to set an example to […]

Our Cricketers came under fire in Lahore a short while ago. Some are said to be nursing minor injuries, but everything seems to be ok now. Our prayers are with them and their families. It’s not that I don’t see a funny side of this. A story hardly exposes itself to absurdity as much as […]